get ready for book day! We will be having our annual book day this Friday, February 3rd. For those of you that have not been a part of this amazing tradition, it is a day where you can turn in your books that you own anonymously. Their will be a box labeled "drop off" in the middle of the park. We strongly suggest that you participate in this day (if you need to) because if the government figures out that you are hiding books, your house will be burned and you will suffer from other punishments too.
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LIEUTENANT smith dies when falling off of a building John Smith, one of most honored men in the army, tragically died when he fell off of the tallest building in the city. The funeral will be held at the City Cemetery on February 11th.
Man Robertson, the general of the army, released a statement when he heard about the death: "It is always sad to hear about a friend losing a life, but it is even more sad when you know how good of a man Lieutenant Smith was. His death came to such a surprise to all of us here in the army. Many of you must be thinking why you did not see a scene below the building. You did not see a scene because we cleaned it up immediately after we heard about it. We must forget about his death and continue to make sure that nobody ever dies in a battle while fighting for our army." |
A reward of up to $1,000 will be given out to any INDIVIDUAL who gives the firemen a useful tip that helps them catch a person hiding books. |
Distraught Man calls Police as he sees neighbor reading bookMatt Williams calls police as he looks through his window and sees his neighbor reading a book. Williams then becomes worried that the man will hurt him so he hides in his closet. The man is rightfully scared of a criminal who is breaking one of the most serious laws.
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crazy 71 year old woman gets burnt alive when trying to protect her booksJane getting burnt in her house while trying to protect her books
Getting caught with books in your possession is a major crime. Many people consider you crazy and mentally ill for trying to hide and read books. Ms. Jane is even crazier than the people who JUST try to read and hide books; she was burnt in her house while trying to stop the firemen from taking her books. This shows how crazy books can make you.
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The HoundThe government and firefighters have finally finished thier brand new Mechanical Hound. This hound will bring the crime rate down by more than 5%. To read more about the Mechanical Hound, click here.
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